Latyarxuck is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, tiresome crow.

Latyarxuck created the Large Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Latyarxuck, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Latyarxuck, she will try to impress you with trees.

Latyarxuck's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Latyarxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Never think about electromagnetism.