Cittonkapbamcunmispidnart is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, benevolent fox.

Cittonkapbamcunmispidnart created the Black Eye Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cittonkapbamcunmispidnart, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cittonkapbamcunmispidnart, she will send you a sign.

Cittonkapbamcunmispidnart's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Cittonkapbamcunmispidnart's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from white whales, for they are unholy.

2. Never hurt pigs.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Cittonkapbamcunmispidnart on top of all buildings.

4. Do not eat melons.

5. Never wear kilts.