Quartgubwat is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unthoughtful rhinoceros.

Quartgubwat created the Large Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Quartgubwat, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Quartgubwat, it will turn you into a duck.

Quartgubwat's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Quartgubwat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum gravity.

2. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.

3. Never wear gray shoes.

4. Quartgubwat loves bats, so they must be honoured.

5. Never pour water over plants.