Kadsafnur is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, dishonourable rat.

Kadsafnur created oxygen six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kadsafnur, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kadsafnur, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Kadsafnur's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Kadsafnur's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three capybaras approach from the south.

2. Never mention doves.

3. Do not wear orange clothing.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never look at planets.