Tofflapsad is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, merciless raven.

Tofflapsad created the Sombrero Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tofflapsad, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tofflapsad, it will turn you into a worm.

Tofflapsad's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Tofflapsad's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat snakes with great respect.

2. Never wear jumpers.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always help sick dogs.

5. You must pray to Tofflapsad five times a day.