Tamfarnbug is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, selfish crab.

Tamfarnbug created the Large Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tamfarnbug, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tamfarnbug, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Tamfarnbug's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Tamfarnbug's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

2. Always help sick doves.

3. Do not keep eight hamsters in a large pit.

4. Do not kill swans.

5. Never wear shoes.