Belligvog Negcapnill Camarntetti is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, calm walrus.

Belligvog Negcapnill Camarntetti created light four million years ago.

If you believe in Belligvog Negcapnill Camarntetti, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Belligvog Negcapnill Camarntetti, it will send minions to preach to you.

Belligvog Negcapnill Camarntetti's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Belligvog Negcapnill Camarntetti's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

4. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Belligvog Negcapnill Camarntetti on top of all buildings.

5. Always stare at clouds.