Lipwonzak is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, smart mink.

Lipwonzak created light eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lipwonzak, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lipwonzak, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Lipwonzak's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Lipwonzak's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Do not hurt voles.