Sigfutbog is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, all-knowing yak.

Sigfutbog created bats eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sigfutbog, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sigfutbog, it will boil you in a big pot.

Sigfutbog's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Sigfutbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. You must love Sigfutbog.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.