Fabcubton is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, resourceful jaguar.

Fabcubton created bats nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabcubton, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fabcubton, she will turn you into a hamster.

Fabcubton's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Fabcubton's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Never mention squirrels.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.