Sabstragvog is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, resourceful yak.

Sabstragvog created the planet Earth nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sabstragvog, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sabstragvog, she will think nothing of it.

Sabstragvog's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Sabstragvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never wear fawn corsets.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

4. Erect five copper sculptures of Sabstragvog on top of important buildings.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sabstragvog.