Onttenflat Narmutdap is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, self-confident owl.

Onttenflat Narmutdap created life four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Onttenflat Narmutdap, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Onttenflat Narmutdap, it will turn you into a slug.

Onttenflat Narmutdap's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Onttenflat Narmutdap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear zinc on your body.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Put Onttenflat Narmutdap first in all things.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.