Motdimbitnat is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, blissful yak.

Motdimbitnat created the planet Venus five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Motdimbitnat, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Motdimbitnat, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Motdimbitnat's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Motdimbitnat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

2. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never write about stars.