Sugfedrag Cumliptadtabmad is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, pitiless wolf.

Sugfedrag Cumliptadtabmad created Africa five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugfedrag Cumliptadtabmad, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Sugfedrag Cumliptadtabmad, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Sugfedrag Cumliptadtabmad's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Sugfedrag Cumliptadtabmad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about eukaryotes.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never eat limes.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sugfedrag Cumliptadtabmad.