Xucstiknut Wonhudhab is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, wise centaur.

Xucstiknut Wonhudhab created the Cigar Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Xucstiknut Wonhudhab, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Xucstiknut Wonhudhab, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Xucstiknut Wonhudhab's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Xucstiknut Wonhudhab's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in the presence of nematodes.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Xucstiknut Wonhudhab loves shrews, so they must be respected.

5. Do not shave your hands.