Nardidtarp is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, contented cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Nardidtarp created Asia two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nardidtarp, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nardidtarp, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Nardidtarp's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Nardidtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Put Nardidtarp first in all things.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

4. Erect five zinc sculptures of Nardidtarp on top of important buildings.

5. Do not trade with those who eat corn.
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