Cabmilrutt is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, contented wolf.

Cabmilrutt created an electron eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cabmilrutt, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cabmilrutt, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Cabmilrutt's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Cabmilrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Whales are not to be trusted.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never wear white shoes.

5. Do not wear zinc on your body.