Bonkpagrat is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, witless wolf.

Bonkpagrat created the Sun four years ago.

If you believe in Bonkpagrat, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bonkpagrat, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Bonkpagrat's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Bonkpagrat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics near goats while wearing fawn kilts and balancing nine copper spheres on your face.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

5. Never talk about fire.