Cubdimhat Laptarplibnab Vanfidtad is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, capable jellyfish.

Cubdimhat Laptarplibnab Vanfidtad created the Sunflower Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubdimhat Laptarplibnab Vanfidtad, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cubdimhat Laptarplibnab Vanfidtad, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Cubdimhat Laptarplibnab Vanfidtad's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Cubdimhat Laptarplibnab Vanfidtad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear zinc on your body.

2. Never laugh near mice.

3. Learn three new languages a year.

4. Never sprint in holy places.

5. Put Cubdimhat Laptarplibnab Vanfidtad first in all things.