Cisswodbephigdudbarngan is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, self-assured troll.

Cisswodbephigdudbarngan created a Higgs boson eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cisswodbephigdudbarngan, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cisswodbephigdudbarngan, she will be very unhappy.

Cisswodbephigdudbarngan's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Cisswodbephigdudbarngan's Holy Commandments

1. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not speak about corn.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always look after injured tapirs.