Fatgatlak is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unsympathetic newt.

Fatgatlak created the Sunflower Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatgatlak, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fatgatlak, it will boil you in a big pot.

Fatgatlak's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Fatgatlak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Fatgatlak's name in vain.

2. Never hurt whales.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Always look after injured otters.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.