Linlunyim is a god.

She takes the form of a small, ruthless bee.

Linlunyim created life nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Linlunyim, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Linlunyim, she will not invite you to parties.

Linlunyim's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Linlunyim's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Linlunyim on top of all buildings.
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