Wotcidleg Misrulcuss Nigbifpomort is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, boastful hamster.

Wotcidleg Misrulcuss Nigbifpomort created time and space nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Wotcidleg Misrulcuss Nigbifpomort, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Wotcidleg Misrulcuss Nigbifpomort, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Wotcidleg Misrulcuss Nigbifpomort's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Wotcidleg Misrulcuss Nigbifpomort's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in the presence of dogs.

2. Hide if seven mites approach from the west.

3. Always obey Wotcidleg Misrulcuss Nigbifpomort's priests.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

5. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Wotcidleg Misrulcuss Nigbifpomort in the centre of the settlement.