Nadpitdodlarp Quammabcap is a god.
It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, tiresome
gerbil.
Nadpitdodlarp Quammabcap created a top quark three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Nadpitdodlarp Quammabcap, it will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Nadpitdodlarp Quammabcap, it will destroy your home galaxy.
Nadpitdodlarp Quammabcap's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.
Nadpitdodlarp Quammabcap's Holy Commandments1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
2. Never eat green fruit.
3. Always treat mice with great respect.
4. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Nadpitdodlarp Quammabcap in the centre of the settlement.
5. Do not covet oxen.