Mettigjin is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, self-confident crow.

Mettigjin created the Milkyway five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mettigjin, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Mettigjin, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Mettigjin's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Mettigjin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill porpoises.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not hurt gulls.