Dum is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, temperamental warg.

Dum created energy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dum, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dum, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Dum's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Dum's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Never sing near porpoises.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not chant in public.