Bogfotjamtik is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, temperamental centipede.

Bogfotjamtik created Africa eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogfotjamtik, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bogfotjamtik, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bogfotjamtik's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Bogfotjamtik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about wheat.

2. Always help horses in need.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near doves while wearing brown stockings.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always treat foxes with great respect.