Habjinpom is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, quiet whale.

Habjinpom created the universe four years ago.

If you believe in Habjinpom, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Habjinpom, it will boil you in a big pot.

Habjinpom's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Habjinpom's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

2. Run away if seven snails approach from the north.

3. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

4. Do not eat gooseberries.

5. You must love Habjinpom.