Wadlintag is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, vain unicorn.

Wadlintag created the planet Saturn six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadlintag, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wadlintag, he will turn you into a tree.

Wadlintag's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Wadlintag's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never feed lots of lentils to horses while wearing brown jumpers.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never chant in holy places.

5. Do not trade with those who eat melons.