Hamnabfonfobten Natnurtlad is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, merciless cat.

Hamnabfonfobten Natnurtlad created the Small Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hamnabfonfobten Natnurtlad, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hamnabfonfobten Natnurtlad, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hamnabfonfobten Natnurtlad's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Hamnabfonfobten Natnurtlad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Erect eight gold sculptures of Hamnabfonfobten Natnurtlad on top of important buildings.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Pray towards the south.