Didnangud is a god.
It takes the form of a slender, ruthless
pig.
Didnangud created snails five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Didnangud, it will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Didnangud, it will destroy your favourite star.
Didnangud's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.
Didnangud's Holy Commandments1. Hide from orange rats for they are unholy.
2. Always take life seriously.
3. Always help snakes in need.
4. Didnangud must be the most important thing in your life.
5. Never talk about badgers.