Mumcamlimmip is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, temperamental crocodile.

Mumcamlimmip created carbon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mumcamlimmip, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mumcamlimmip, he will be very unhappy.

Mumcamlimmip's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Mumcamlimmip's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Erect a giant red sculpture of Mumcamlimmip in the centre of the settlement.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not keep eight swans in a large pit.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.