Hugcaptig is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, deceitful eagle.

Hugcaptig created water three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hugcaptig, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hugcaptig, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Hugcaptig's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Hugcaptig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always wear magenta.

3. Never mention tapirs.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Hugcaptig in the centre of the settlement.
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