Gummadbed is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, smart snail.

Gummadbed created Africa three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gummadbed, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gummadbed, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gummadbed's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Gummadbed's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick moths.

2. Always help doves.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. You must never eat spinach.