Meghitmap is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, fast hedgehog.

Meghitmap created vertebrates four billion years ago.

If you believe in Meghitmap, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Meghitmap, he will manifest in front of you.

Meghitmap's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Meghitmap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Put Meghitmap first in all things.

3. Always help great tits.

4. Do not wear zinc on your body.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.