Yattbimsis is a god.
He takes the form of a huge, cheerful
mongoose.
Yattbimsis created a photon six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Yattbimsis, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Yattbimsis, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Yattbimsis' most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.
Yattbimsis' Holy Commandments1. Never think ill of sick tapirs.
2. Do not shave your neck.
3. Do not chop down trees.
4. Do not eat pineapples.
5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.