Yattbimsis is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, cheerful mongoose.

Yattbimsis created a photon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yattbimsis, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yattbimsis, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Yattbimsis' most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Yattbimsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick tapirs.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not eat pineapples.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.