Fonmotkab is a god.
She takes the form of a blubbery, thoughtless
swallow.
Fonmotkab created a Higgs boson five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fonmotkab, she will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Fonmotkab, she will say rude things about you at parties.
Fonmotkab's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.
Fonmotkab's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about galaxies.
2. Always stare at clouds.
3. Learn seven new languages a year.
4. Never skip in the presence of sheep.
5. Do not listen to music.