Fonmotkab is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, thoughtless swallow.

Fonmotkab created a Higgs boson five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fonmotkab, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fonmotkab, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Fonmotkab's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Fonmotkab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Learn seven new languages a year.

4. Never skip in the presence of sheep.

5. Do not listen to music.