Tonleghot Kabmilcum Natgilrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a small, astonishing pigeon.

Tonleghot Kabmilcum Natgilrutt created water eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonleghot Kabmilcum Natgilrutt, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tonleghot Kabmilcum Natgilrutt, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Tonleghot Kabmilcum Natgilrutt's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Tonleghot Kabmilcum Natgilrutt's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Tonleghot Kabmilcum Natgilrutt three times a day.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not eat onions.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.