Kimgetfodxen is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, cheerful fairy.

Kimgetfodxen created the Andromeda Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimgetfodxen, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kimgetfodxen, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Kimgetfodxen's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Kimgetfodxen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Worship no other gods but Kimgetfodxen.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not commit murder.
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