Zimlarnfly is a god.
He takes the form of a thin, temperamental
jackal.
Zimlarnfly created tapeworms eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Zimlarnfly, he will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Zimlarnfly, he will turn you into a worm.
Zimlarnfly's most sacred site is Penhale in England.
Zimlarnfly's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear silver on your body.
2. Your children must be taught to worship Zimlarnfly.
3. Do not drink water in white rooms.
4. Pray towards the south.
5. Never eat bark.