Natligrul is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, witty crab.

Natligrul created the Large Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Natligrul, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Natligrul, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Natligrul's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Natligrul's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention cats.

2. Hide if five great tits approach from the north.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Learn three new languages a year.