Dansitgan is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, uncaring cat.

Dansitgan created gold six million years ago.

If you believe in Dansitgan, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dansitgan, he will send minions to preach to you.

Dansitgan's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Dansitgan's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dansitgan.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always help sharks in need.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.