Midnillbod is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, moody lion.

Midnillbod created a Higgs boson five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Midnillbod, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Midnillbod, she will curse you with boils.

Midnillbod's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Midnillbod's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Midnillbod loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory.

5. Never wear fawn ear rings.