Gatdibcin is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, able rhinoceros.

Gatdibcin created the solar system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gatdibcin, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gatdibcin, it will not care.

Gatdibcin's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Gatdibcin's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat shrews with great respect.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Gatdibcin must be the most important thing in your life.