Sterfigrip Afvenkik is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, moody wyrm.

Sterfigrip Afvenkik created an electron eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sterfigrip Afvenkik, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sterfigrip Afvenkik, she will not care at all.

Sterfigrip Afvenkik's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Sterfigrip Afvenkik's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick hamsters.

2. Do not speak about turnips.

3. Do not hurt birds.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.