Zakligdob is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, idiotic raven.

Zakligdob created the Andromeda Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Zakligdob, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Zakligdob, he will come to you in dreams.

Zakligdob's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Zakligdob's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry geese.

2. Never feed melons to gulls while wearing coats.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never talk about ants.

5. Never look at stars.