Bodbogquim is a god.

She takes the form of a small, self-assured hydra.

Bodbogquim created the Virgo Supercluster seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bodbogquim, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bodbogquim, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bodbogquim's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Bodbogquim's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into yellow rooms.

2. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Bodbogquim on top of all buildings.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Bodbogquim loves doves, so they must be respected.