Appbombonk is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, quiet butterfly.

Appbombonk created a Higgs boson five million years ago.

If you believe in Appbombonk, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Appbombonk, he will strike you with lightening.

Appbombonk's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Appbombonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Appbombonk's priests.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always pray immersed in water.