Yimcin is a god.

He takes the form of a large, unthoughtful rat.

Yimcin created a Higgs boson nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimcin, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yimcin, he will manifest in front of you.

Yimcin's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Yimcin's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shorts.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not hurt snails.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always help sick aardvarks.
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