Gatsugmeg is a god.
He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, compassionate
cobra.
Gatsugmeg created the Tadpole Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gatsugmeg, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Gatsugmeg, he will turn you into a duck.
Gatsugmeg's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.
Gatsugmeg's Holy Commandments1. Never run in holy places.
2. Do not hop in public.
3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.
4. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.
5. Do not drink alcohol.