Gatsugmeg is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, compassionate cobra.

Gatsugmeg created the Tadpole Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gatsugmeg, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gatsugmeg, he will turn you into a duck.

Gatsugmeg's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Gatsugmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Do not hop in public.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not drink alcohol.